if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
(Source: haave-you-met-ted)
bm13:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
